online fulfillment

So, I have been thinking of buying a new toy which brings me to the Babeland site. There seems to be a new crop of interactive sex toys around.

The High Joy Bunny is appealing in an abstract way but I wonder if it is worth the major cash. First of all, it is controlled through the serial port. What? People are still making devices for the serial port? I'm sorry but if I'm going to fuck myself with computer hardware it should at least be USB. It also requires subscribing to a paysite that controls the vibrator software over the internet. I sort of already hate cyber sex and this seems like it would only make it slightly more appealing. On the other hand it could make it much more annoying. I can see this fitting into a distance relationship between uncreative people. Or maybe it would help people who are too uninspired or lazy to turn on their own vibrator.

The Vibra Exciter seems slightly more appealing to me. First of all, it isn't ridiculously expensive (although maybe it is pretty expensive for a bullet vibrator.) Also, I'm already pre-disposed to sex on the phone versus sex on the internet. Still, this device would be entirely impractical for me. My cell phone is my primary phone number, I don't need clit stim everytime my grandmother or bank calls. It also begs the question of my own competency. I'm pretty sure that if someone I'm on the phone with makes me want to get off, I can damn well work out switching on a vibrator without remote assistance. So, it seems pointless when used in small doses and impractical to use all day.

After getting annoyed by the gimmicks at Babeland I decided to believe all of the hype and buy some DVDs from Comstock films. I've been meaning to for awhile and I figure that something to turn me on is better than another vibrator. I'm pretty set in that department anyway.

I figure if Xana and Dax and Marie and Jack are as hot as everyone says then I will pre-order some of the other ones they are putting out. Perhaps I won't have to get off to unassuming British podcasters and bloggers anymore if I have something else that turns me on. Well, I probably still will but I might not talk about it as much. Hmm, who am I kidding?