I Fucked Ann Coulter In the Ass Hard

Of course everyone knows that Ann Coulter is a useless twat but did you know that she has a hungry asshole? I recall a coctail party a few months ago where a rare Republican in the Geography department was espousing the gospel of Ann and accompanied it with the drunken confession that he thought she was totally hot. Everyone looked at him as if he had just admit to a sexual proclivity for 6-year-olds. Obviously there are people in the world that agree with her mindless drivel but I thought it was clear to everyone what a terrible, frigid, mutant bitch she was that no one thought of her like that. But, apparently there is even a liberal contingent that fantasizes about the neo-cunt. It seems to follow along the pattern of explosive sex between arch enemies. . .

I spit on my skeezer-pleaser and, prying her ass cheeks apart like a hot dinner roll, drove it home, into the biggest browneye I had ever seen. She gurgled contentedly. Every thrust of my babymaker was met with a wrenched squeal as I grabbed her by the hips and began really leaning into it.
‘Harder!’ she begged, ‘Harder!! Tell me what you think of Chomsky!’
‘I..think..he’s..brill..iant..but..I..don’t really agree with much of his stance on Israel, and--’
‘You’re slowing down!’ she snapped. ‘DON’T SLOW DOWN!’
I went back to punishing her asshole, giving no thought whatsoever to compassionate conservatism as her chocolate socket gnawed on my pork pipe. She was babbling now, as out of a delirious reverie.

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